Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII
Population | 1.73 billion |
Currency | K'ih |
Animal | Leo |
The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.73 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVIIian economy, worth 182 trillion K'ihs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,653 K'ihs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII is ranked 126,955th in the world and 3,471st in Suspicious for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,806.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCLXXVII, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.